ramblings from a fool
notorious hearthrob ian gormely strikes 
posted by Gormsey at 9:35 PM
In September of 1980 Cheryl Prewitt of Ackerman, Mississippi was crowned Miss America; apparently she was rather unattractive because the following June Ian Gormely was born so that balance in the universe could be restored. He spent his formative years on the mean streets of North Vancouver where he developed his tough street smarts and a knack for wise-ass sarcasm. Once emancipated from the clutches of the North Shore, Gormsey journeyed to the old wolrd on a soul searching quest that lead him from the urban jungle of Berlin to the icey shores of Reykjavik. He now resides in sunny Vancouver where he toils endlessly for the local power company, spending nights with friends, rocking out to obscure musical acts and debating their place in the pop music pantheon. Yes kids, livin' the dream is his business and from this vantage point, business is good.
5 Comments:
were you even born in the 1980s?
3:08 AM
yes, and so were you...
1:45 PM
you look more like the heterosexual life partner Corey Feldman during that juxtaposition
9:21 PM
i agree with jen. mainly because i don't you can really handle the haimster.
too much.
12:29 AM
and what's up with you hair in that photo. It looks like you have some kind of weird outsiders greasy hair art thing going on.
On another note I want my Manhattan DVD back at some point young gentleman
4:34 PM
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