My Plant Todd - An Essay in Photos

THE PLAYERS

Jamie "the Pants" Doyle - fellow adventurer

Evan "Dangling Participle" Dobbie - crazy as fuck photog

THE MISSION: to obtain a plant named "Todd" that will really tie my room together

Our intrepid adventurers set out on their journey

They narrowly avoid flesh eating piranhas...

...and avoid dangerours temptation.

Success!!!!

Our heroes begin their long trek back to the shire

Battered but not beaten, the intrepid heroes return joyous and triumphant

A Man and His Plant

Check out THIS Lost Boy

notorious hearthrob ian gormely strikes
a (juxta)pose at a local hotspot

Separated At Birth?

YOU DECIDE!!!

• YES
• NO
• MAYBE

former teen idol corey haim in his 1980s heyday
minus heterosexual life partner corey feldman