Cirlce of Friends...

Look, I made new friends...yay me!!

we just killed my no good husband...just two gals
and the open road now

mellowing out to the pineapple's smooth grooves

trying to get as much gam as possible into the

shot can be a frustrating experience

obviously there's something much more

important than you going on

uhhh......

we're about to take the photographers money,

clothing and dignity....

Joe Bell

The gentleman on the left is Joe Bell. This man taught me pe, english, and sex ed in high school. Do you know what its like to have a man named joe bell explain to you what chlamydia is? Unpleasant... One of his favorite sayings was "nobody leaves until the bell...and I'm the Bell." Then he made us do push ups.

Compare and Contrast

today a girl in my research class told me that i look like dj connor from the hit 90s television series roseanne...apparently this was not said in jest but meant as a compliment...something to do with having the same hair style. i personally don't see it, but my own vanity tends to cloud my judgement...i've always thought of myself as more of a young scott baio...

An Addendum...

Though I have yet to muster up the courage to try the afformentioned Mclobster sandwich, I feel it necessary to mention that Subway also offers a lobster sandwich by the foot for the low price of $15. Though I am sure that the avant garde sandwich artists at Subway prepare a much tastier meal, their lack of a snappy name leaves me curiously uninterested in sampling their product...

A Snappy Snack

"the mclobster is back"...this is the quote that greets customers as they enter one of halifax's many mcdonalds. according to one source and former mcdick's employee, this is an annual occurence similar to the popular shamrock shakes (do they still have those?). mcdonalds actually has a lot of regional variations on their menu. ever tried the touchdown burger? me neither, because you can only get them in wisconsin. apparently in 1963 ray kroc invented the hulaburger which replaced the traditional beef patty with a pinapple ring for roman catholics that couldn't eat meat on fridays. unfortunately for the r-cs it flopped and they had to go back to not eating at mcdonalds on fridays. at any rate, you can be sure that this intrepid reporter will investigate this biological anomaly further and get back to you soon.